Editing Peril:Rogues' Gallery



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<h1>ROGUES' GALLERY</h1>
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'''KNOWN SUPER-VILLAINS, CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS, MONSTERS, ROBUTS & OTHER NUISANCES'''
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Skyscraper City has produced more than its fair share of costumed criminals, mad scientists, monsters, alien invaders, evil robots, and people who really ought to find something more constructive to do with their afternoons.

The following individuals are considered dangerous, ridiculous, or — in several cases — both.

== SPAM ==

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<h3>SPAM</h3>

'''Members:''' [[Dr. Dolphin]], [[Space Vamp]], [[Black Mungis]], [[The Stranger]]

The Peril Patrol's most persistent opposite number, SPAM is a loose alliance of super-villains united by ambition, mutual convenience, and the general conviction that the Peril Patrol ought to be stopped.

Preferably while everyone is watching.

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<h3>Dr. Dolphin</h3>

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'''Occupation:''' Aquatic criminal genius

'''Known For:''' Mad science, elaborate schemes, and being considerably more dangerous than anyone named "Dr. Dolphin" has a right to be.

'''Threat Level:''' HIGH TIDE

A brilliant inventor and veteran super-villain, Dr. Dolphin has repeatedly demonstrated that living in the ocean is no impediment to plotting against civilization.

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<h3>Space Vamp</h3>

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'''Occupation:''' Former super-villain, professional menace

'''Known For:''' Flamboyance, super-strength, theatrical entrances

'''Threat Level:''' FABULOUS

Space Vamp is powerful, dangerous, enormously pleased with himself, and absolutely unwilling to enter a room normally when a dramatic entrance is available.

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<h3>Black Mungis</h3>

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'''Species:''' Enormous land-going seahorse thing

'''Known For:''' Head jewel, laser beams, inexplicable mobility on dry land

'''Threat Level:''' MUNGIS

The Black Mungis is a huge seahorse-like creature capable of surviving on land and firing destructive energy beams from the jewel embedded in its forehead.

Nobody is entirely sure why.

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<h3>The Stranger</h3>

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'''Occupation:''' Unknown

'''Known For:''' Mystery

'''Threat Level:''' STRANGE

Nobody knows where the Stranger came from.

Nobody knows what the Stranger wants.

Nobody is particularly comfortable asking.

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== THE GOON SQUAD ==

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<h3>THE GOON SQUAD</h3>

'''Members:''' [[General Ironlung]], [[Moppin' Man]], [[The Emu]], [[Le Cravat]]

A collection of costumed criminals who have discovered that four bad ideas working together can occasionally become one extremely bad idea.

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<h3>General Ironlung</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Commanding the Goon Squad

'''Threat Level:''' WHEEZING

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<h3>Moppin' Man</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Mopping

'''Threat Level:''' SLIPPERY WHEN WET

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<h3>The Emu</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Being an emu-themed super-villain

'''Threat Level:''' FLIGHTLESS

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<h3>Le Cravat</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Criminal elegance

'''Threat Level:''' FORMAL

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== OTHER PUBLIC MENACES ==

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<h3>Cthulhu, Jr. & Splortch</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Eldritch horror, presumably

'''Threat Level:''' APOCALYPSE-ADJACENT

Cthulhu, Jr. carries a terrible legacy.

Splortch is Splortch.

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<h3>Pasta-Pot Pete</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Pasta-related criminal activity

'''Threat Level:''' AL DENTE

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<h3>Robo-Nixon</h3>

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'''Classification:''' Robut President

'''Known For:''' Scheming, denial, being a robut

'''Associate:''' Checkers-1000

'''Threat Level:''' CROOKED

The most dangerous and cunning of all the robut presidents, Robo-Nixon has menaced the Peril Patrol with mechanical ruthlessness, political cunning, and an apparently inexhaustible supply of contingency plans.

He is frequently accompanied by his vicious little robut dog, Checkers-1000.

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<h3>Atomic Head</h3>

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'''Occupation:''' Super-scientific criminal mastermind

'''Known For:''' Atomic menace, masked henchmen, SCIENCE!

'''Threat Level:''' ATOMIC

Atomic Head commands an army of anonymous Masked Science Goons in fireproof suits.

The Goons perform the usual duties expected of super-scientific henchmen: operating improbable machinery, stealing experimental devices, guarding secret laboratories, and getting punched through doors by superheroes.

They are broadly comparable to other organizations of masked science criminals, with one important distinction:

'''They are not unionized.'''

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'''ATOMIC HEAD'S MASKED SCIENCE GOONS'''

'''Uniform:''' Fireproof full-body suit and mask

'''Primary Duties:''' SCIENCE!, security, abduction, equipment theft, shouting

'''Benefits:''' None

'''Dental:''' Absolutely not
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<h3>Ballhog</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Ball-related villainy

'''Threat Level:''' TECHNICAL FOUL

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<h3>Doomster</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Doom

'''Threat Level:''' DOOM

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<h3>Dr. Waffles</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Unknown breakfast-related atrocities

'''Threat Level:''' BREAKFAST

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<h3>Rockadile</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Rock. Crocodile.

'''Threat Level:''' HARD

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<h3>Lord Fondu</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Aristocratic menace

'''Threat Level:''' MELTED

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<h3>Zambonus</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Zambonus

'''Threat Level:''' ZAMBONUS

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<h3>Hellbatross</h3>

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'''Known For:''' Being considerably worse than an ordinary albatross

'''Threat Level:''' AROUND YOUR NECK

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== A NOTE FROM THE PERIL PATROL ==

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If you encounter any of the individuals listed above, do not attempt to apprehend them yourself.

Unless they appear to be losing already.

In that case, use your best judgment.
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