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== Applied Mathematics ==

Unlike many intellectuals, Mortimer Jones has never been content to leave his theories on paper.

Over many years he trained his body to exploit his calculations in practical situations.

As a result, The Actuary has become a surprisingly effective athlete, acrobat, and combatant.

Observers often describe his movements as impossible.

Jones disagrees.

He merely regards them as unlikely.

One famous example involved Jones descending from the roof of a six-story building without ropes or equipment. Witnesses observed him leap outward, strike an awning, rebound toward a second awning, pivot around a flagpole, and land safely on the street below.

When questioned by reporters, Jones explained that he had calculated the most efficient route.

The reporters found this answer considerably less reassuring than he intended.