Crucible:Bobo the Clown
Bobo The Clown
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| Real Name | Barney Blaze |
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| Identity | Public (unfortunately) |
| Affiliation | None |
| Base of Operations | Formerly New York City; currently Black Iron Correctional Facility |
| Status | Undead and incarcerated |
| Known Relatives | Danny Blaze (brother) |
| First Appearance | KODIAK #40 |
| Creator | Steve Mancuso |
“HONKHONK! That’s the sound you make when you die! Honk for me, beautiful!”
— Bobo the Clown
Bobo the Clown is the homicidal, undead circus freak identity of Barney Blaze, a former children’s entertainer who snapped, powered up, died, and then—like a bad joke that won’t end—came back anyway.
Origin
Who can say what pushed Barney Blaze over the edge?
Maybe it was years of grinding through one-ring circuses that smelled like peanuts and despair. Maybe it was birthday parties where the kids laughed at him instead of with him. Maybe it was the booze. Maybe it was the unending misery of his dead-end job, his empty joyless life.
Or maybe—just maybe—he was always like this, and the greasepaint just made it easier to hide.
At some point, somewhere along that downward spiral, Barney Blaze got superpowers.
And that was that.
Secret Origin
Barney Blaze was not a good clown.
Not “underrated.” Not “ahead of his time.” Not “misunderstood.” He was bad. The kind of bad that makes children cry and adults ask for refunds. Years of cheap gigs, cheaper crowds, and the slow grind of failure wore him down to the nub.
One night, after several fifths of bottom-shelf whiskey and what could generously be called a career, Barney made a decision.
He found a vat of experimental mutagenic chemicals—because of course he did—and jumped in, hoping to drown.
It did not kill him. Instead, it hurt. A lot. The kind of hurt that strips away everything: dignity, hope, the idea that things might get better. He clawed his way out of the vat, skin burning, nerves screaming—
—and then he started laughing.
Not a chuckle. Not a giggle. A shrieking, tearing, full-body howl that echoed for miles. People heard it. People remembered it. Some people probably still hear it when the wind is wrong.
When the laughter finally settled into something more…manageable, Barney realized two things.
First: he had power now. He was stronger than a truck and faster than lightning.
Second: he couldn’t even manage to kill himself.
Third: HONKHONK!
After that, the rest came easy.
The Laughing Death
Once he had power, Bobo didn’t use it to climb out of the gutter. He used it to set the gutter on fire.
He rampaged across New York City, turning every street into a punchline and every bystander into part of the act. There was no plan, no grand design—just chaos, violence, and a whole lot of very unfunny jokes.
Eventually, Kodiak put him down.
Problem solved.
Except it wasn’t.
Death Is Just A Setup
Because you can’t keep a good clown down.
Bobo came back. Not alive, not exactly—but not gone either. Something in him, or about him, refused to stay dead. Now he’s technically deceased, legally contained, and very much still a problem.
He is currently serving a post-life sentence at Black Iron Correctional Facility, where the staff has learned—painfully—that “containment” and “control” are not the same thing.
Family Matters
Death didn’t settle things at home, either.
After Bobo’s first demise, his brother Danny Blaze took it personally and went after Kodiak in search of revenge. Because nothing says “healthy coping mechanism” like becoming a supervillain to avenge your undead clown brother.
Powers
Bobo’s abilities are as unpleasant as they are effective.
- Superhuman Strength – Strong enough to turn slapstick into actual trauma
- Superhuman Speed – Fast enough to make you wonder where he went right before he hits you
- Superhuman Agility – Disturbingly flexible and hard to pin down
- Undead Resilience – Already dead, which complicates stopping him
He doesn’t fight fair, but then again, neither does rigor mortis.
Skills
Bobo has a very particular skill set.
- Professional clowning and physical comedy
- Improvised weapons and distraction tactics
- Master bomb-maker (because of course he is)
- Crowd engagement (historically mixed results)
- Making children laugh
- Killing people
Not necessarily in that order.
Technology
Bobo employs a full clown’s arsenal, weaponized in ways no one asked for.
- Juggling pins (now aerodynamic blunt-force instruments)
- Drooping flowers (not always filled with water)
- Chains of handkerchiefs (don’t ask where they come from)
- Itty-bitty bicycles (still not safe)
- Improvised explosive devices disguised as clown props
- Various other implements of “amusement”
Everything is a prop.
Everything is a weapon.
Personality
Bobo is manic, sadistic, and completely untethered from reality. He treats violence as performance and suffering as part of the show.
There is no deeper plan. No hidden agenda. No tragic redemption arc waiting to happen.
There is just the act.
And the act does not end.
Legacy
Bobo the Clown is what happens when comedy, tragedy, and superhuman power all go very, very wrong.
He died. It didn’t help.
And somewhere in Black Iron, behind reinforced walls and very tired guards, the show is still going on.
HONKHONK