Peril:Allies
Allies
[edit]Even the Peril Patrol occasionally needs help—usually from heroes who know what they are doing.
The Patrol’s allies include some of the finest superheroes in the business. They answer emergency calls, provide technical assistance and sometimes prevent Mastermind from pulling the giant lever.
Chief among them are the fabulous Glamazons: beauty, brains, bullets and better cable management!
The Glamazons
[edit]From the other side of town—here come the Glamazons! They’re beautiful! They’re brilliant! They’re badass! And they’re just getting started!
The Glamazons are the Patrol’s friends, rivals and frequent rescuers. When the two teams join forces, the Glamazons generally handle the danger while the Peril Patrol handles whatever the Peril Patrol has broken.
Vavoom
Vavoom is a supermodel, nuclear physicist and action superhero. She commands atomic energies with style, confidence and a considerably better understanding of nuclear safety than Mastermind.
Yokohama Mama
Yokohama Mama is a Japanese technical genius and pilot of the mighty Mama-1. Unlike Tokyo Joe, she appears to understand how her enormous robot works.
Gunbunny
Gunbunny is the Glamazons’ heavily armed action specialist. If she can’t shoot it, it doesn’t exist.
MILLIE
MILLIE is the Glamazons’ spherical computer and tactical adviser, with an elderly human face displayed on her television screen. She is also a bubbe, a noodge and a yenta—and would like everyone to dress warmly because it gets cold during aerial combat.
SOMEBODY HAS TO CLEAN UP THE PERIL PATROL’S MESSES!
Other Allies
[edit]Lil’ Professor
Lil’ Professor is the World’s Cutest Genius, a diapered infant scholar who surveys Skyscraper City from his high-tech stroller while thoughtfully puffing soap bubbles from his pipe. Sometimes the Peril Patrol babysits him; sometimes he sends them on missions. The distinction becomes academic whenever he makes a dooky and needs to be changed.
The Cavalier & Charger
The Cavalier is a legendary veteran superhero whose glory days are behind him—although no one has yet found a safe way to tell him. Once the shining champion of Skyscraper City, he now spends most of his time signing autographs, speaking to his agent Mervin and recounting victories everyone has already heard about. Years of doughnuts, non-diet soda and repeated head trauma have slowed him down, but beneath the meat sweats and magnificent self-regard, the old hero still soldiers on.
The Cavalier rides into battle aboard Charger, his long-suffering robotic horse, who handles navigation, tactical analysis and most of the actual heroism while receiving none of the credit.
The Peril Patrol idolizes the Cavalier, but he never remembers who they are and assumes they only want his autograph. “People to see! Crime to fight!”
Inspector McGuffin
Inspector Doogan McGuffin is a walrus-mustached police inspector whose cases inevitably become entangled with the Peril Patrol. A well-meaning cop with a ridiculous brogue, he usually arrests the wrong suspect, points everyone in the wrong direction and then asks the Patrol to take over.
Combat Wombat & Crikey Dingo
Combat Wombat and Crikey Dingo, the famous Dynamic Duo of Downunda, where danger is plentiful, the wildlife is unreasonable, and everything is apparently trying to kill you.
Combat Wombat, the toughest marsupial in the Outbyck, is an armored battering ram with the disposition of a bar fight. Beside him bounds Crikey Dingo, armed with his mighty didgeri-kazoo and a bandolier of dangerous Danger-angs! Together they tackle monsters, villains, disasters, and anything else stupid enough to wander into range.
Known For: Extreme Australian heroics, property damage, enjoyin' a cold one (cheers, mate!)
Combat Wombat: Toughness, armor, head-first problem solving
Crikey Dingo: Didgeri-kazoo sonic attacks, Danger-angs!, impossible enthusiasm
Threat Level: HEROICALLY UNREASONABLE